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Kate :: 22 :: England

Just so you know a little bit about me: I’m a writer and love reading. I love horror films and chick flicks, Disney and comedy. My iPod is a range of pop and rock. I love Animal Crossing and Assassins Creed. I have a three year grudge against Mario Kart and Rainbow Road. I want to travel the world and experience as many cultures as possible. I’m a swimmer and a lifeguard. And I always have some kind of camera with me.

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pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

This is my life goal.




atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)




olort:

il-tenore-regina:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

I A M  F U C K I N G S C R E A M I N G 

That was intense.




bluelightseven:

zwischendenstuehlen:

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

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You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little…



amber-awkward:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

THANK YOU



didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"






academyofbrokenhearts:

kwhynot:

academyofbrokenhearts:

kwhynot:

noanodyne:

Born females don’t perform stereotypical femininity because of their female brains, they do it because the patriarchy has sequestered their “choices” into one tiny little box of options…

No. Nothing about this is okay. 

NO.




I’ve literally just finished watching this film. I’d forgotten how amazing it is




lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013.